Today, Gene very proudly showed me a book he borrowed.
Hard binded, the letterings read,
The Science of Influence:
“HOW TO MAKE ANYONE SAY YES IN 8 MINUTES OR LESS”
by Kevin Hogan

I casually flipped to a page, there were lots of words, some diagrams, flowcharts.
*thup* i closed the book nonchalently.
Obviously, the book is written by a man. It was about 200 pages thick, with lots of descriptions of what to do and say in situations.
Unknown to this man however, is that women already know the secret of how to make anyone say yes, in 8 SECONDS or less.

There is only ONE page in the entire book. And on that one page, there is only ONE line.
DROP YOUR CLOTHES.

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